Fun Fun Fun

Well they are funny if you have a sick sense of humour like me. Thanks to "Alex Asks..." for these:

Has anyone seen the new grill along the same lines as the George Foreman. This time it's been made by Simon Weston and he hopes it'll make him as much money as it has for Foreman. I see no reason why it shouldn't personally, Westons actually got a better marketing strategy. “Hi, I'm Simon Weston and I'd like to talk to you about my new grill........................
...................................It's so good I put my face on it.”

Ian Brady says to the prison guard, ‘I’m pissed off, I haven’t had a holiday in years!’.To which the guard says, ‘Come off it Brady, a few years ago we took you up to Saddleworth Moor, you had 3 days up there – all those wide open spaces and fresh clean air’. Brady replies, ‘Fair enough, but what kind of holiday was that with the kids under me feet?!"

What's black and shoots across the room?
Marvin Gaye's Dad.

Why are American pilots like gay porn stars?
Both shoot up their friends asses on camera.

Men (almost) in uniform

Sunny Sunday Afternoon

It is a beautiful, sunny, end-of-April Sunday afternoon and I am not worting. Guess where I am? Sat in my room in the Flat From Hell, all because I can't think what to do today! I went to Soho Square yesterday and got bored for an couple of hours. Today I am still bored. I have been on the computer for about 4 hours now and so need a rest but I can't think what to do. Bored! Bored! Bored! (It doesn't help that I am skint either!!)
Anyone nice out there who wants to treat me to a cup of tea at a nice road-side cafe in town somewhere, or a dip in their private pool would be even better. Hell, I'd settle for a sit down in front of the telly with someone nice to smuggle up to! Any offers? Just drop me a line.

There! That wasn't too desperate sounding was it? [Don't answer that!!]

J?

Tonight in "Any Dream Will Do" 2 more Josephs were knocked out. And it just happened to be two of my favourites.

The gorgeous Antony was the first to be voted off, and he wasn't surprised because his performance tonight was apalling, I was cringing at some of the notes he came out with. It is a shame to see him go though as he is gorgeous, though very young (at just 17). Keep up singing lessons and maybe we will see him on the West End stage sometime in the future.

The other Joseph to go was Seamus. He, in my opinion, was one of the best singers, but he was the oldest and probably wouldn't have been right to play Joseph (though he could easily walk into another show, maybe not as the star, but he easily has the singing voice and stage presence to be on the West End now). I liked the fact that, at the end when he sang his way off the show he changed the words to "I have been promised a SHOW of my own!" I wonder if it is true.

I was shocked that Keith got through, as I do not think he has the talent, though he is improving slightly each week. And Chris, who was in the sing-off last week, just isn't getting better. So I think these two should have gone. The voting is flawed in that some contestants may have more friends and family voting for them, rather than people voting for the talented contestants.

Friday Night Out

I met Tim in Barcode (after having some trouble getting into town because of the back-up of buses caused by the Oxford Street fire closing part of the road down, and my bus terminating in Holborn and not Tottenham Court Road as it should have!).
Graham joined us after a while and we had a great night, going from Barcode to Comptoms to the Duke of Wellington. After that we went to Mr Wu's, which Graham was kind enough to treat us to. Tim and I then went to Rupert Street for one more, where I saw my ex Graham, before Tim went home and I went on back to Barcode.
The talent was lacking, especially compared to Wednesday's plethora of gorgeous men, but I still had a good time before coming home. I stopped off at the shop next to 79CXR, where I witnessed a guy being arrested for shoving a torpedo sandwich down his trousers (it was quite erotic watching the guys from the shop shoving their hands down the guys trousers trying to get the sandwich back before the police intervened! The thief didn't appear to have any underwear on either, going by the view of his pubes that I got!).
I then walked home munching my own sandwich and got in at about 12:30 (observing that Kevin was still in the pub with some regulars!!).

Oh, before I forget, a bit of "celebrity" spotting. I saw news reporter Chris Choi walking down the stairs in Comptons as we were leaving, Graham told me that he sees him in there quite a bit.

I shouldn't, but....

I am going out tonight (AGAIN) despite my limited funds. Tim should be out, he said he would be earlier on in the week, so, fingers crossed! I just hope that there are as many gorgeous men out as there were on Wednesday. I couldn't believe the specimins on show then I was like a kid at the candy shop (but unable to get in the door, despite trying to chat my way in).

Skaara

I was just watching Shark on Channel 5 and one of the lawyer looked familiar but I couldn't think where I had seen him before. He is quite cute, not my type though as he is very young looking, short and slim. I looked him up on IMDb and his name is Alexis Cruz. I didn't recognise the name, so I looked at what he has been in: Stargate (the film and series) as Skaara the young protege of Jack O'Neill.
One of his fellow lawyers in Shark IS cute though, Samuel Page is his name and he has a body to match his looks.

Men Men Men Again

"Celebrity" spotting

Today, while on my way to get my weekly comics fix, I saw Waz (formerly of "Make Me A Supermodel"), crossing the road by Centrepoint. Its the second time I've seen him.Yesterday I saw a guy whose name I do not know, but he is a regular on Richard & Judy, in their discussion slots. I think he is a comedian and / or presenter, wears glasses but still squints quite a lot, has curly greasy-looking hair and isn't that attractive. Not a great discription and hardly a celebrity (hence the quote marks). It is bugging me that I don't know his name though.

Channing

Today is the 27th birthday of American model-turned-actor, and all-round beautiful man, Channing Tatum. I haven't actually seen him act, so I can't comment if he should have made the move from modelling, but I hope he continues to model too, he is so horny.

I had to go out

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Do you need more ANZAC men?

ANZAC, sorry I can't stop

Even More ANZAC Men

More ANZAC Men

Happy ANZAC Day

I've just been reminded that today is ANZAC Day and so I thought I would celebrate with links to my favourite three Aussie men sites, All Aussie Beef, Aussie Men, & Aussielicious, and a few pictures of my favourite Aussie ans Kiwi men: