David Beckham

Today also marks the 33rd birthday of international superstar, and not bad footballer, David Beckham. Or, Mr Posh Spice, as some know him! Former England football captain and daily media star, if you haven't heard of him them welcome to the planet.

Now, despite not being beefy, brawny, hairy or hunky, he still managed to be incredibly sexy (well, until he opens his gob!). He is also a great source of humour for comedians across the globe, who have ribbed him for years because of the way he talks, the fact that he married a Spice Girl and his assumed stupidity. To be honest, if I had what he has and was stupid, I would be very happy indeed.

Have a great birthday David, whatever people say about you, I think you have [mostly] been a great inspiration to youngsters all over the globe and I hope that now you are more wealthy than anyone deserves to be, you help out as many charities as is humanly possible with your appearances, donations and sponsorship. Oh, and probably more important keep providing a good example for your kids, and do not let them grow up like other celeb-kids in recent years. Keep a tight reign on them, but over-all teach them decency and respect.