Sexual Health Time

**Please do not read if you are squeamish**

**especially the men**

For the last couple of days I have has an irritation in my cock, so I thought I should go to the sexual health clinic that is just around the corner at St Bart's Hospital. I went there last year for the same sort of thing. This time I also have a bit of a problem with my foreskin splitting when I pull it back, which as you can imagine is not nice. It doesn't bleed but is just really sore when this happens.
The last time I went to the clinic was last September, I should have gone back soon after for a Hepatitis booster but put it off so long that I forgot.
I got there just after they opened at midday and was labelled No 10 by the ticket machine. It's like being at the supermarket cheese counter, except this time I'm the one providing the cheese. ( ;-D - sorry!!).
I had all the usual things done; mouth swap, penis swab (ouch), blood test, & urine test. I had a new HIV mouth swab test too which provides results in 20 minutes (all clear again, my third test). The penis swab was negative, so I will have to wait a week to find out what comes of the blood and urine tests. I was given some Aqueous cream for my foreskin trouble and told to stop using soap to clean my "bits." I also finally had my Hepatitis booster, but have to go back in 8 weeks for a blood test to confirm its effectiveness.
Watch this space for the results. In the meantime I should abstain from sex. Shouldn't be difficult unfortunately.

I was incredibly disappointed at one point as the only decent looking guy there wasn't even allowed to sit down before he went to see the doctor. He was gorgeous, tanned, muscular and had to be at least 6' 3". Typical. I admit that the clinic is probably not the best place to pick someone up, but beggars can't be choosers!

Oh, did I mention that the staff were all really nice? Especially the doctor who saw me whose name is Ruth. Yes, believe it or not I was seen by Dr Ruth at the sexual health clinic!