Horny

I don't know why, but ever since I woke up this morning I have been feeling incredibly horny. It's probably linked to all my talk of wanting to "get it on" with a muscular man for my birthday, but I am feeling so frustrated at the moment that I am considering either going into town (for the third night running, which is unheard of with me), or going to Chariots without being drunk first (which is also highly unusual). The thing is though, I know that both with be a waste of time and money, because I have been horny all day, I know that, should I "get it on" then I probably won't be able to last long!!!
I think maybe tonight I shall have to settle for a date with my oldest and bestest friend. (If you can't work that out I'm not telling you!)