What has he done to his hair?

I was tipped off by a mate in the pub watching the Newcastle - Portsmouth match that goalkeeper hunk David James has changed his haircut yet again, and this time it looks awful. So I thought I'd check it out.


















My mate, Bob, was right. It looks horrible! He's had it relaxed or something and now it looks like Hitler's Hairpiece!!! Change it back David and be quick about it! Any of the former style would be better. Please! Just change it. If you are not careful I'll stop fancying you! And you wouldn't want that now, would you?.