I need someone to keep me warm

More news from the Flat From Hell!! Apparently Hell can freeze over!!!We only have intermittent heating. Apparently it only works when the hot water is being used. I was told yesterday that someone would be fixing it today. Today I was told the same thing and I am freezing.
I think I am gonna go to bed now just to warm up. Shame I don't have someone here to act as my hot water bottle!