No air conditioning

I am currently sat at work, it is 02:26 on the night shift and I am sweating my b*****ks off. The air conditioning has been off for 8 hours now and we do not know when it will come back on. The engineers are "working" on it!!!
We have three desk fans going full strength in our control room and they are doing absolutely nothing!
To cheer myself up here are some other "hot" guys!

For those who like to eat cock.....

Not rude honest... just read it, it's great. Just don't have anything to eat while you're reading.

First Ballack and now Sheva

3 days ago it was Michael Ballack and today is is Andriy Shevchenko's 30th Birthday.
I wonder if Chelsea planned it that way (probably not!).
Happy birthday Sheva, hope you also score this weekend to celebrate your birthday.

Happy Birthday Ballack

Yep, today is the birthday of one of Chelsea FC's hot new signings, Michael Ballack. This guy is good looking and great with the ball, he also has a rather impressive pair of his own which seem to be on show whenever you see a picture of him in shorts! There's just ALWAYS a bulge down there.

Anyway, Happy 30th birthday Michael. Hope you celebrate in style at the weenend.

Hi

Hey there, I've not blogged for a few days coz I've had nothing to report. I'm in the middle of 6 days off and have nothing to do and the weather has turned shit too. Oh well, I've decided to go out tonight and see who is out (cheap drinks night is normally busy).

Here's some pictures for your enjoyment.....



















Oh, great news about Richard Hammond recovering so quickly too.

New terror group uncovered.....

A new terroist group has been uncovered by British Intelligence: the extremist group calling itself the HLF (Hamster Liberatioin Front) has threatened to hit any domestic home currently imprisoning its fellow hamsters. They are using various nefarious training techniques, such as.....

Weapons Training:


















Martial Arts:














Physical Fitness:








Agility & Co-ordination:



















Infiltration:








And Disguise:














The Home Office have asked hamster owners to keep a close eye on their hamsters (especially the young ones) and any sign of extremist behaviour should be reported to the authorities.

Get well soon Hamster

Richard Hammond had a horrific crash last night while filming a record land speed attempt for BBC's Top Gear program. He is currently in intensive care in a stable condition and the media are awaiting further information on his status.
The main reason why I am mentioning this event, despite the fact that he is famous and fairly good looking (for a short-arse) is that I found out that his nickname is "Hamster."

Best Wishes on your recovery Richard.

Happy Birthday

Birthday greetings today go out to American actor Luke Wilson, who is 35 today. The sexy actor is the star of such films as Charlie's Angels (1 & 2), Legally Blonde and My Super Ex-Girlfriend. I've only just found out that he is the brother of Owen Wilson (should have seenn it really).

Happy Birthday Luke

International Day of Peace

Today is the International Day of Peace (apparently), but unfortunately I doubt it will be observed in most countries.

Harry The Hamster Rap

More hamsters for the Hamster's Wheel.

Offensive dog

WARNING: LOTS OF BAD LANGUAGE

New television series

I have seen posters for a new television series starting in the US on NBC later this month, Heroes. I wasn't sure from the posters what it was all about, but I saw the trailer today and it looks fantastic. Sort of a cross between The 4400 and X-Men and Lost. I'm not sure when (or what channel) it will be on when it comes over here.
Check out the trailer and see what you think.

Memorial to Steve Irwin

Today in Australia Zoo a memorial was held for a true Australian icon, Steve Irwin who died 2 weeks ago. In a touching ceremony, his daughter Bindi said "My daddy was a hero - he was always there for me when I needed him." Quite a tribute from a mere 8-year-old. I will be watching her career over the next decade or so, she was very confident speaking in front of the 5000 people in the Crocoseum, let alone the millions watching worldwide.
Each member of staff at the ceremony held an animal from the zoo (no stingrays were present), and his father also made a nice tribute saying, "Don't mourn for Steve, mourn for the animals they have lost the best friend they had, and so have I."
I said it before, he will be missed, he was an entertainer, a teacher and a role model for millions.

BB's Grace attacked

Unfortunately she will be fine.

As much as I hate to give the talentless bird some publicity, I had to mention that this year's Big Brother contestant Grace Something-Something was hit by a man when she interupted an argument he was having with a friend of hers outside G.A.Y. club in London. The man punched her in the head and kicked her, then burned her with a cigarette.
The whinging bitch has been quoted as saying, "The doctors have said I'll be scarred for life." Big deal. Even if that is true it was only her forehead, and it's not as if it will affect any career she may be following!! Not that I'm condoning violence, but, the surprising thing is that she hasn't been punched before.
No picture has been included with this article to protect the vulnerable and infirm.

Gaily News

Croatia:
Split: A gay German couple travelling through the town of Split were attacked by unidentified assailants, it was reported on Friday. This was the latest in a series of homophobic attacks on tourists along the Croatian Adriatic coast in recent months. The most serious incident was an attack on two British men when one suffered concussion and broken teeth and the other had part of his ear bitten off! A group of 6 Spanish women were also attacked for swimming naked and kissing on a public beach.
Source: Planetout.com

My Take: I think the tourist boards of Germany, Britain and Spain (at least) should get together and issue warnings to travellers, ALL travellers and maybe this would put people off of travelling there, thus affecting the countries income, maybe then the Croatian government would do something to curb these attacks. Other than that just get the gay community to not spend their substantial Pink Pound (or Pink Euro) in their bigoted country!

USA:
New York: Researchers at the Annals of Internal Medicine have reported that a substantial amount of men who have homosexual sex still consider themselves “straight”. 4% of men asked (at a clinic dealing with STD’s) said they were gay, while 91% described themselves as “straight.” The rest said that they were bisexual, “unsure,” or declined to answer. But, of those who consider themselves “straight” nearly 10% had had sex with a man, but no woman, in the last year!
Source: Reuters

My Take: All I can say is, “What’s in a word?”

Chicago, Illinois: Prosecutors have dropped charges against a man who said an airport security guard misunderstood him when she thought he said a sexual device was really a bomb. He had actually told the female guard at O’Hare International Airport that a small black object was a “pump” – as in a penis pump.
Source: 365Gay.com

My Take: I wish I had been there when she realised what the device was.

Dukes of Hazzard

A conversation I was having at work, about Willie Nelson being arrested for drugs offences, led on to a discussion about the Dukes of Hazzard.

I remember the Dukes fondly as one of my earliest t.v. star crushes, on ALL the Duke boys, ALL FOUR!! A lot of people forget that there were four Duke boys. Bo and Luke were the originals that most people remember played by John Schneider and Tom Wopat.


But, for season 5 of the Dukes, they were temporarily replaced by their "cousins" Coy and Vance, played by Byron Cherry and Christopher "Chip" Meyer.




I, personally, fancied the cousins more than the originals, Byron Cherry particularly, but then he has a great smile and floppy blond hair which you don't see too often. As I said, I fancied all four, and looking at recent pictures I would probably still do them all, even though the oldest (Tom Wopat) is now 55. The youngest, John Schneider, is 46 and currently probably the best known as he is playing Superman's dad in Smallville. But Byron is still my fave.


Here are some pictures of him and of the other lesser known Duke boy Chip Meyer (with the dark hair), including one more up-to-date pic of each.

Random cuteness

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Yes, you did read that correctly.

Today, September 19th, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. When you greet someone today, it should be with a phrase like, "Avast, me hearties!" Apparently!!

Sounds like fun, but try it while at work in a call centre and you could get the sack!!

Sacked for being gay?

USA: CNN anchor Thomas Roberts has come out as being gay, and has since seen his time slot on the news station axed, though they obviously deny this had anything to do with his “coming out.” Roberts himself has stated that he has gone through a 7-year coming out process and this was just the culmination of that process.
Source: afterelton.com





My take: Their loss basically he is gorgeous, I’ve never seen him before today but would like to see more. Maybe Sky News should employ him, that way I would get to see him every day at work!

Happy Birthday

It's James Marsden's birthday today, the cute actor who plays Cyclops in the X-Men films (and was in Ally McBeal too). He is 33 today.

Serious Warning Notice

A convicted killer has gone missing from an open prison in south Wales in July and the police have only just given out details to the media. Lee Dewhurst, 35, bludgeoned a man to death with a wrench, and stored his body in a roll of carpet for several weeks before the police discovered it. Police initially didn’t think it best to inform the public that he had escaped, but he is thought to be involved in incidents in Halifax and Huddersfield since his escape.
He is the sixth inmate to escape from the Usk prison in just over 2 months!

My take: Why was a murderer in an open prison? Why weren’t the gay community notified (as he targets gay victims)? Six escapes in 2 months!! I know it is an open prison but that is ridiculous! Avoid this man and call the police immediately if you do see him. Hopefully WHEN he is caught again he will be locked up in a real prison for good.

Gaily News

UK:
London: Wicked launches in London, the musical about the Witches of Oz.

My take: Sounds like fun and it stars Miriam Margoyles and Adam Garcia.

London: Gay Sunday is coming up again on 17th September at London Zoo.

My Take: Hopefully I will be able to find someone who wants to go this year, because I couldn’t last year.

Plymouth: A Mr Gay UK finalist, Sam Connell has been kicked off his Navy base for allegedly having sex with a male trainee. The “romp” took place in the gymnasium and cost them both their positions. A strict “no-touching” rule bans fraternization between trainers, senior ratings, and recruits at the base, where all naval enlistees have their initial training.
Source: GCN.ie

My Take: I thought that was one of the perks of being in the Navy! And Sam is only 2 years older than the trainee!

Birthday greetings

Birthday greetings today go out to a very sexy footballer Fabio Cannavaro, who is 33 years old today.
Happy birthday to Fabio.