Feeling Rough

I am so fed up of feeling like crap. I've had this cold, or whatever it is, for over 3 weeks now. Every morning I am waking up with a sore throat (from having to breath through my mouth all night as my nose is blocked). I have a scabbed nose, because I've had to wipe it so much that I've lost a layer of skin on my septum, which makes wiping it now really painful. I'm coughing all the time, with almost nothing to cough up. I have a headache all day, and occasionally feel dizzy. Somehow I don't think my upcoming night shifts are going to help at all!
I just want to feel normal again.
I still managed to get to the gym today, but I wasn't really into it and cut my cardio session short when I'd had enough.
What is making it worse is that I am feeling really horny all the time, but am not exactly looking at my best to try and pull.

On top of me feeling down, I checked my bank balance today and it is not good. I'm further into my overdraft than I have been in months, and I still have to take out £200 tomorrow for the rest of my rent. I've transferred £110 from Paypal into my account (from the results of my eBay sales) but it won't make much of a dent in the deficit. Even with my wages going in on Friday I will still be in my overdraft.

I need:
To be healthy again.
To get a new job.
To improve my social life (i.e. have some mates to hang out with on a day-to-day basis, not just every other month)
To find a new home.

Not much to ask is it?